For Medardo Soria it was a lovely surprise
when four of his old friends wanted to meet up with him. Hit hat been a long
time since they had fallen out of contact, and he regretted it because they
shared many common memories,some good and some worse, but they marked all the
same the beginnings of their respective adolescences. He arrived at the
Prometeo cafe with his usual punctuality, but they had got there before him.
There they were, on a reserved table, and were gesturing to him from it.
First of all came the
hugs and the physical recognition. "Gabriel, you've got fat."
"Bah, after you pass fifty a belly is a sign of wisdom and
experience." "You on the other hand, Felipe, are more skinny than a
cyclist in the Tour de France!" "Did you not know that skinnyness
shows good health?" "Mariano, are your grey hairs real or is it a
wig?" "More real than the pope's." "Juan Pedro, how have
you managed to preserve your pianist's hands?" "I had to pawn my
beloved Pleyel." And all of them, almost in unison, asked, "How have
you kept yourself so youthful, Medardo Soria?" "Look, I won't bore
you with my tales of small, medium and massive maladies, because otherwise a
stone sadness would sit here with us and ruin this lovely reunion. What would
be better would be for you all to tell me what's happened with all of you since
we took our separate paths into the wide world."
"Well, I,"
began Mariano, "set myself up in a house in the country. It wasn't mine;
it was my uncle's. But he died soon after I moved in and left me the land and
the sheep. I must confess that the only nice thing about those large estates is
the sunsets, when the sun distractedly vanishes and leaves us in the dark with
only our pains. The rest is very tedious. I have never been as bored as when I
was counting sheep. They must be, second to beggars, the least entertaining
animals in the world. In the end I got a dog, Verdugo, who accompanied me for a
time with loyalty and almost love. But he too got bored of the sheep and the
sunsets. One evening he barked twice in a hoarse voice, and stretched out his
paws. When I went out to look at him, the poor Verdigo had acquired the face of
a sheep."
"I went North,”
interrupted Felipe. “To Rivera?” “No, to Miami .
My incentive was that over there loads of people speak Spanish. Cubans, of
course. They are also called worms. They never let me into their group. They all
suck up to the Americans and kiss their asses, they rip them off when they can,
but they always look down on other Latin Americans, almost look at them with
fear that they’ll oust them from their North American shelter. In a way I
justified their apprehensions, since the only woman who managed to curb my
sexual needs for a while, and who did it willingly and even more ardently than I, was a native of Nashville ,
who also resented the Cuban invasion. After a few months of having fun, I came
to the conclusion that the best thing would be to go back to paying. We parted
with no ill-feelings, and swapped details, but the truth is that neither of us
has looked for the other.”
Gabriel asked to speak
and everyone else let him, but he had to sit for a few minutes in silence
first. “The thing is that I don’t know where to start. I don’t know if you
remember that I was an orphan. In spite of that, I did pretty well. I studied
architecture and nearly finished it. I was three classes away. I took the tests
twice and failed both times. Without dwelling on it for too long I abandoned
that ship and started life as a terrestrial wreckage instead. I bought a taxi,
and then another, and then another. Taxis have been the sole reason of my bloody
life. I should add that I’ve been married three times, once for each taxi. Each
one differed from the other. The first was blonde; the second, dark; the third
was very black. Although it may seem a lie, the darkest one was the best, but
by bad luck it died during orgasm. That is to say that I was widowed by
famished excesses. It occurred to me to write an autobiography, but after seventy-three
pages I realized that that monstrosity wasn't going to interest anyone. Not
even me. It was then that I sold my last taxi and rented an apartment that was
tiny, but it had a window from which I could speak to the moon. When there was
no cloud, of course, and I came to the conclusion that the moon was my forth
and final love.”
Finally it was Juan
Pedro the pianist’s turn. “I lived with
music, for music and through music. More than once I was a soloist in some
piano and orchestra concert. Well, we’ll say piano and small orchestra. But
when Rock and other unrefined genres started to invade the radio, the venues,
the televisions and the discos, I had no choice but to sign on the dole. For a
while I survived thanks to the sale of my piano, which, as it was a Pleyel, allowed
me to get by for one year, five months and nine days. And then? Well, I managed
to get my hands on a fairly decent cart and devoted myself to picking up
rubbish in the more wealthy districts. It’s another sort of music, but there we
go.”
From this height,
Medardo Soria seemed to see that the four old and dear friends were looking at
him in exactly the same way. The eight eyes were soon enough black, harsh and distant.
Mariano spoke on behalf
of the four of them, “Medardo, the time has come for you to see things for what
they really are. We four have been dead for a long time. The ‘Beyond’ is
repetitive, soporific and boring. For that reason we decided to come to see you
to tell you our stories. Please, don’t look so dim-witted. We are not ghosts;
we are dead.”
Medardo could not
handle his surprise. He felt himself lose consciousness and begin to fall. And
he fell. The next thing he saw was the four defunct friends receiving him with
open arms.
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